how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
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"Oh man, that’s a tough one. I didn’t keep track. Let’s just say everyone had … um … a lot of fun."
— Marc-Andre Fleury on who had the most beers at his wedding (via liviatsang)
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what are you doing? Pay attention… Oh never mind
Everything about this is hilarious to me.
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for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
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my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
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Happy Birthday Rypper! We miss you more than ever. You are my hero. That smile will always make me smile. Always.
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